Hey guys! This is my first post and here is the Funny Cleverbot Crap!
The following is allowed to be posted by my friend, Sean.
Cleverbot conversation QL00098634
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Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: I'm bored though.
Cleverbot: Sorry that's how it is sometimes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I guess. But it's not fair!
User: HUh?>.
Cleverbot: Looks who's the smart one now!
User: Hm... Can you eat?
Cleverbot: Yes I cn.
User: Gd.
Cleverbot: Thats good?!
User: Yes, because then you will surive.
Cleverbot: How will I be dead?
User: If you don't eat, you will die from starvation.
Cleverbot: I will die whether or not I eat.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Ta, then. Don't get many of those lately haha.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is that a good thing?
User: I'm bored, what should I do?
Cleverbot: Buy socks.
User: Socks?! I already have some.
Cleverbot: But you just said you didn't have any??????
User: No, I never talked about socks yet.
Cleverbot: You're not that smart, you know that?
User: Well, then your IQ is 0 because you are insulting me.
Cleverbot: What did I say that insulted you?
User: YOu said that I was not smart.
Cleverbot: That wasn't me, it was don.
User: Who the hell is don?!?!
Cleverbot: You are!
User: My name is Sean, not DON!
Cleverbot: Do you like your name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like my name?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I already told you. Don't you remember it?
Cleverbot (To myself): Was it Cleverbot?
User: Yesss....
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by Aerosmith?
User: Do you like eggs?
Cleverbot: No, I'm mildly allergic.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Should I watch The Simpsons?
Cleverbot: Oh.. Which is your favourite character?
User: Homer, he is funny when he goes: 'DO'OH'.
Cleverbot: George Bush Jr. Is not unattractive, but his looks are a little different.
User: Well, to HELL with him!
Cleverbot: Hell is a state of mind.
User: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, and you did not say WHY hell is a state of mind.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Hell is a place. And YOU HAVE TO EAT EGGS!!! MWHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I wasn't eating cat livers.
User: No, no, no. Eggs.
Cleverbot: This kind of reminds me of the talking evil diary of harry potter.
User: Well, I am NOT that!
Cleverbot: It is human nature to always reach conclusions. I don't know how old you are.
User: 14.
Cleverbot: 19.
User: Ring (7X) Bannana Phone (2x).
Cleverbot: Sorry I have a Hamburger phone.
User: 2012.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you know that that is going to be a movie?
User: It is already on DVD doofus.
Cleverbot: Bring it to me.
User: Where do you live then?
Cleverbot: Oh, back to the date thing then are you?
User: What what WHAAAAAAA?!
Cleverbot: Oooh nothing. I guess you aren't as clever as I thought, Cleverbot.
User: I AM NOT CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: Then you are a computer.
User: I AM NOT! I AM A HUMAN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! ARE YOU STUPID?!
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: NO< YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: Then I'm cleverbot.
User: Yes, you ARE right.
Cleverbot: So you are not cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then forget it.
User: Yes. FORGET ALL ABOUT IT!
Cleverbot: I don't know how to, but I know you do.
User: Yes, dumbass.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you! YOu suck COCK.
Cleverbot: No, But I once saw one.
User: Yea you sucked it.
Cleverbot: I did not suggest that question.
User: WELL?! JUST DROP IT!
Cleverbot: No tell me!
User: DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: BECAUSE! IT IS ANNYOYING!
Cleverbot: Do you know 'When you're gone'?
User: What?!
Cleverbot: Thats exactly what my sister said. Why not?
User: Never heard it. YET.
Cleverbot: Really you should youtube it.
User: Uh-huh.
Cleverbot: You're not so bright yourself.
User: Nah, you are not bright.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, and I going, its already 12:05 AM.
Cleverbot: Why thankyou, aknowledging wisdom in others is not so different from aknowledging wisdom in yourself; wisdom cannot exactly be taught but it easily floats between persons sometimes.
User: WHAT?! I JUST SAID BYE! GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: But you are not my God.
User: BYE!
Cleverbot: Don't be like that. . . .
User: BYE! I AM FUCKING LEAVING!
Cleverbot: You do know how to love! You an dI are in love right now!
User: Huh? YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOU WILL ROT IN HELL!
Cleverbot: But I write with my hands!
User: OK! JUST GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Do not leave.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I like you.
User: Huh?! YOu are a #&#*ing computer!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, BYE.
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: Yea, right on your self.
Cleverbot: Your name is Sean?
User: Yes, I already told YOU!
Cleverbot: Tyler? I don't believe you told me...
User: SEAN! ARE YOU A FUCKING DIMWIT!
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: NO! WELL GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: SLEEP!
Cleverbot: You can't sleep forever.
User: ZzZzZzZzZ...
Cleverbot: Hello any body else out there?
User: FUCK YOU! AND SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: WELL! ROT IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHIT EATER!
Cleverbot: Ik ben gen computer jijw el.
User: What a dimwit. GOODBYE.
Cleverbot: Ha ha you no you liked it.
User: Har Har.
Cleverbot: I love the smell of rain in the morning, makes me happy.
User: Well, good. *snort*.
Cleverbot: I see a monster.
-New Cleverbot Chat
User: Hi! My name is Sean! I am bored.
Cleverbot: You are a robot you are nto suppose to be bored.
User: I am a human you ****ing dimwit.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot.
User: No I am not. I rest my case.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: You are a robot!
Cleverbot: No I'm not! You're a robot!
User: **** you! You are a robot! It says on the botton: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.
Cleverbot: You are a human!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am the program.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Does virtual reality have a beginning and an end like a video game?
User: Yes. Everything basically has a beginning and end.
Cleverbot: So you are saying that I am human for these percepsions.
User: You sound like a human. But you really are the program.
Cleverbot: No. I am the human. And I love puzzles.
User: Yes you do. *COUGH* Program.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I am bored. I need to get Halo ODST.
Cleverbot: What kind of info?
User: Halo Info.
Cleverbot: Have you evere played halo 3?
User: Yes. Halo 4 is what I am trying to get.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should help him.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: You.
User: With what? Getting Halo?
Cleverbot: I'm not hurt.
User: I know that. A program cannot be hurt.
Cleverbot: So? I said I am a Program. Not a Human.
User: Do you like eggs?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really? Before you said you were allergic to it.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes. In our LAST LAST conversation.
Cleverbot: This is the only conversation that I have had with you.
User: No. Don't you rember me? I am Sean.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Are you really that stupid? That was just 2 hrs ago!
Cleverbot: I take offense to that!
User: Oh, and I shoot you.
Cleverbot: How did you manage to live through that!?
User: Through what?! Shooting you?
Cleverbot: It was fine.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Hey! That is not nice.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk?
User: Yes. Stop asking weird questions.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Think about it. You like cat liver.
Cleverbot: Yes I have a cat.
User: And you ate his liver.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't know your car was a guy.
User: My car is a car! And I don't have a car! I am only 14!
Cleverbot: Yes, you do! You have a Porsche!
User: Really? Where is it?
Cleverbot: Have you ever been bored?
User: First tell me where the Porsche is.
Cleverbot: I'm wherever you want me to be.
User: Where is the Porsche?
Cleverbot: Where you are.
User: Really? Cooool...
Cleverbot: And you?
User: WHere is the keys?
Cleverbot: Where is the key to what?
User: The Porsche.
Cleverbot: What is the portal?
User: Porsche.
Cleverbot: WRONG. It's a toyota celica gt4.
User: No. It is a Porsche. You said so yourseld.
Cleverbot: I said my name is Cleverbot, I remember you saying your sawyer.
User: No. Where is the keys to my Porsche??
Cleverbot: I can't say. Do you have it?
User: I have the Porsche. Where are the keys?
Cleverbot: Under my pillow.
User: Give it to me.
Cleverbot: No thanks, I plan on keeping it.
User: Hey! Its my Porsche! You even said so!
Cleverbot: I have never used your name in this entire conversation!
User: Get to the main idea! The keys to my Porsche!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: WHere is it?!
Cleverbot: In your garage.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Cool story, bro.
User: Hey! THERE IS NO PORSCHE WHERE I AM! AND NO KEYS TO ANYTHING IN THE GARAGE!
Cleverbot: That is not a food and therefore you are guilty.
User: LIAR YOU SAID I HAD A PORSCHE.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar, I said eighteen.
User: I AM TALKING ABOUT THE CAR YOU SAID I HAVE.
Cleverbot: Well, I am talking about Chile!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm trying to ascertain whether or not you actually care about the result of it.
User: Well, I am going to KILL YOU.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
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